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Dustin Putman

The Drownsman  (2015)

Reviewed for by Dustin Putman

The Film
1 Star
(Release Date: May 12, 2015) – A haphazard script can derail even the most promising of concepts, and so it goes with "The Drownsman," a low-budget, paranoia-fueled fantasy/slasher pic that collapses under the weight of innumerable plot holes and negligent story points. One year after Madison (Michelle Mylett) experienced a horrifying vision of a stringy-haired madman while nearly drowning, her newfound phobia of water has alienated her from her friends and rendered her a virtual shut-in. When a rainstorm keeps her from fulfilling her duties as maid of honor at BFF Hannah's (Caroline Korycki) wedding, Hannah decides it is time to throw her an intervention. In the midst of a séance, the ladies unwittingly conjure the supernatural psychopath who has been stalking Madison—a serial killer who drowned his victims in his grungy basement lair before suddenly going missing years ago. There's just one catch: he can only get to them through H2O.

There is no disputing that "The Drownsman" is capably shot by cinematographer Marc Forand and has a few moments that prove adequately effective when judged separately from the inanities surrounding them. Under better circumstances, writer-director Chad Archibald could be a solid technical filmmaker. Under these circumstances, however, he is done in by his and co-writer Cody Calahan's absurd, unperceptive, hair-brained screenplay. If the title boogeyman has been after Madison for a full twelve months and she, in turn, has had to avoid water like the plague, the story demands that certain questions be answered. Has she bathed in a year? If not, why does she look reasonably clean and hygienic? Has she used a washing machine? If not, does she just buy a new wardrobe every few weeks? Has she used the toilet? If not, does she just squat out back? Has she drank water? If not, how is she alive at all? Were these ridiculous oversights not enough, Hannah gets married at the start to a man who is never seen or heard from and whom she apparently never spends time with since she is by Madison's side for virtually every minute in the days thereafter. Likewise, how old are Madison and her pals? Are they in school, despite never going? Do they have careers, despite never clocking in? And how can they afford to live in nice single-family homes by themselves with no family or roommates of which to speak? These perplexing queries are just the tip of the iceberg with "The Drownsman," a film that aims to build dread over aqua but instead creates frustration over its own inexcusable senselessness.

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Blu-ray Picture/Sound

Shot digitally with the RED Epic, "The Drownsman" skews dark and grungy for much of its running time, but within that murk is a level of vivid detail that only 1080p Blu-ray can provide. Some shots are softer than others and little of it is truly wow-worthy, but by and large this is a professionally lensed horror feature with a solid transfer to match. The Dolby TrueHD 5.1 audio track is a potent mix that envelops the viewer during its more action-oriented sequences. During one climactic moment with heavy bass, slight distortion can be heard. The rest is pretty much without fault.

Blu-ray Features
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Bottom Line
"The Drownsman" showers itself onto Blu-ray courtesy of Anchor Bay Entertainment. Die-hard horror fans may want to check it out, but it would be best for a weekend night with friends. Making a drinking game out of all the unanswered questions and plot holes would guarantee immediate inebriation. Rent it if this scenario sounds appealing. Skip it if it doesn't.

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© 2015 by Dustin Putman
Dustin Putman


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